WARNING: MATURE, SUGGESTIVE, PERVY ETC CONTENT AND LANGUAGE
YAY!!

Hello~! This is the first EVER NON-RANT JOURNAL THAT PEOPLE MIGHT ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT!!! FWAHHH!!!! Here are four very attention-worthy MadLibs I did with *Facerape. For reference, Yuki is Facerape and Houshi-chan is me. Also, all the capital words are the inserts. Have fuuu~un!!


Happy Birthday!
Friends, this is a surprise party for HOUSHI-CHAN. We are here to celebrate her POSTER. All of her most PERVERTED friends are here, including me, her devoted and faithful HENTAI. I must say that she doesn't look a day over 525,600. Naturally, we have some HORNY presents for her. YUKI bought her a beautiful copper NYMPHOMANIAC that she can wear on her lovely ASSHOLE. And our hostess got her a dozen SEEDS that she can hang in her BEAVER. And we had the bakery send up a huge SEXY STALKER with 6 candles on it. We all want to wish her a very LOVING birthday and many happy NAILS. Now, let's all sing together: "Happy BARFday to you!"

YAY FOR PERVERTED FRIENDS XDD


Waiter and Customer
SCENE:A restaurant--where else?
CUSTOMER: Oh, waiter! Would you please bring me a CAKE? I want to see what today's specials are.
WAITER: Today's specials are cream of PENIS soup and T-bone cookies. Does that sound good?
CUSTOMER: Yes, but I'll have the roast prime HAIR of beef with the SEXY pudding.
WAITER: We're out of that. How about a sizzling sirloin ORGY and a/an HORNY green salad?
CUSTOMER: No, thanks, I'd rather have the TINY fried chicken.
WAITER: Sorry, but we're out of that too. How about soft-shell boobs?
CUSTOMER: No, thanks. Do you have any roast Long Island WALL SCROLL?
WAITER: Sorry, no. Why don't you try our BURNING goulash with homemade EMO sauce?
CUSTOMER: No, thanks. Just bring me a/an SAD egg sandwich and a cup of black SEMEN.

That one sounds like an illegal brothel shown as a restaurant to cover up, and the waiter is hitting on the customer. oO


Letter to a Lovelorn Columnist
Dear Miss Lonelyhearts:
I've been engaged to the same man for 3000 years. He keeps telling me he FUCKS me, but we need to wait to get HUMPED until he makes more WHIPS. If we marry now, we will have to RAPE with my mother and eat SACKS every day. But isn't PIMPISH love worth that? Should I put my VAGINA down and set a date, or just continue to be LUSTY? Signed, YUKI
Dear Young Lady:
Don't do anything SLOW. Something worth SNORTING is worth LICKING for. I don't think eating BREASTS with the man you STRUT is bad, but eating BREASTS and living 13 miles away from your mother is better. Signed, Miss Lonelyhearts

Sounds to me Yuki's in it just for the sex--and she's into S&M >.> And Miss Lonelyheart is telling her not to be an old maid and MARRY HIM DAMMIT!! Hell, if I lived with the same man for 3k years, I'd have killed him in the first millenium.@.@


Football Broadcast
Good afernoon, ladies and gentlemen. This is your favorite sportscaster bringing you the big football game between the Colombia University COWS and the West Point BURPS. The center has just snapped the PENIS back to the Colombia star halfback, MICHEAL JACKSON, who is running around his own left MILKSHAKE. There he's tackled hard around the BOOBIE. Now it's West Point's ball and 42 to go. They're coming out of the huddle. The ball is snapped back to BRITTANY SPEARS who fades back and throws a long, SLUTTY pass which is caught by JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE, who is West Point's HORNY quarterback. He's in the clear, and he races over the PORN for a touchdown. No, no wait! The referee is calling the play back to the 35-ADULT VIDEO line. He's going to penalize West Point for HUMPING.

What was who humping? Was Timberlake, the horny quarterback, humping the ball? Was Spears humping Jackson?? The world will never know, now I have planted that image in all of your minds. MUA HA HAAA!!!



What makes these particular Mad Libs funny, more than any others,is the logic. Sure, they're all excessively perverted--please don't report me for it--but those perverts might ACTUALLY do these things. Though, I doubt Micheal Jackson or Brittany Spears will ever play football.

Welcome one and all to my third part of my Sasuke rants.

Ok... that is fcking IT. This young lad is what is known as a dumbass. Yes, Itachi killed the clan. GUESS WHAT? You killed him, as I've said, without finding out why. Only AFTER he's fcking DEAD do you BOTHER to find out why he killed the Uchihas. Yeah, now you can't spare him you find out.

AND THEN WHAT? YOU FIND OUT THE UCHIHAS WERE PLANNING A FCKING REVOLT AND HAD TO BE PUT DOWN, AND YOU DECIDE TO DESTROY THE VILLAGE???

Think of it this way; Sandaime(who had to have ordered it) was doing it to protect the whole of the village. One clan is not more important than an entire village. He had a perfectly valid reason to kill off the clan.

Not even mentioning the fact that the only one who had the authority at the time to order the decimation of the Uchihas at the time is ALREADY DEAD. Most of the village didn;t even know about the revolt or the order; otherwise the 'Last Uchiha' would have been shunned instead of revered.

But NO. He can't give up SOME sort of revenge for TEN FUCKING MINUTES!! The second he finds out "Hey! I apparently killed an innocent BROTHER in cold blood!" he goes "OMFG!! I KILLED SOMEONE ORDERED TO DO SOMETHING I DIDN'T LIKE!!! WHY DON'T I GO KILL THE PEOPLE THAT WERE UNDER ORDERS FROM THE PERSON WHO ORDERED THE ORIGINAL ORDER IN THE FIRST PLACE ALONG WITH INNOCENTS!!!"

COMPLETE DUMBASS!!!


AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!



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WOOOOOOOOOOOOO~OOOOOOOOOOOOOOT~!

OMFG YAY YAY!!

...IT'S MEH BERFDAY!!!







YAAAAAY!!!! HAPPY BIRFDAY TA MEEEE!! XD






If you hadn't noticed, it's my birthday.
So I am happy.

This, my dear, sparse readers, is part two of my Sasuke rants.

Back to Orochimaru; something I forgot last time. Orochimaru is the one Sasuke went to to train to get stronger than Uchiha Itachi. Meanwhile, Orochimaru had attempted to aquire Itachi's body before leaving the Akatsuki; in fact, Itachi was the reason he left the Akatsuki in the first place. Orochimaru LOST. Why go train with someone who lost to the person you're trying to defeat? Wouldn;'t that be pointless?

[CH. 400 Spoilers]

On another note, the recent revelation that came to Sasuke in the form of Uchiha Madara just nullified all reason for Sasuke doing all the stuff I bitched about him doing in parts 1 and 2. Itachi killed off the clan because of orders. Not to test his mettle or container or whatever the fuck you want to call it, ORDERS. Sasuke being the idiot he was, ran off and trusted the person he is trying to destroy with his entire destiny. He didn't even try to find out why Itachi killed the clan, just took it for granted that his BELOVED older brother snapped and killed an undefined number of people, his family, for no reason whatsoever.

But I do wonder, why did Itachi leave?

[END SPOILERS]

Sakura is a fool. She practically LIVES for Sasuke, whom is already a victim of my rants. She also obsesses over someone who quite obviously does not care for her, and whom I suspect is gay. She is just one of many annoyances who Sasuke never bats an eyelash at, except to tell them off.

Also, as for her relationship with Naruto. He loved her for years, and what did she do to this devotion? She hit him into the floor for insulting her 'recious Sasuke-kun'. Not once did she thank him for saving her or Sasuke, or even for defeating Gaara, who at the time wanted to destroy the village. He fought to keep her safe, and what did she do? Nada.

As for her even needing Naruto to save her, she is utterly useless. All of her academy grades were on the book scores, useless in battle. She also wasted all her training opportunities for getting more beautiful. Even when Sasuke ran off, she made Naruto promise to return Sasuke, though she always seemed to think Sasuke was better than him. She never had faith in him before, so why now? I honestly thing she believed he was to fail. So she is also a bitch who uses Naruto to further her own gains.

And don't even get me started on the hair!!

I admit she is better in the Shippuuden, but before the time-skip, she infuriated me.