WARNING: MATURE, SUGGESTIVE, PERVY ETC CONTENT AND LANGUAGE
YAY!!

Hello~! This is the first EVER NON-RANT JOURNAL THAT PEOPLE MIGHT ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT!!! FWAHHH!!!! Here are four very attention-worthy MadLibs I did with *Facerape. For reference, Yuki is Facerape and Houshi-chan is me. Also, all the capital words are the inserts. Have fuuu~un!!


Happy Birthday!
Friends, this is a surprise party for HOUSHI-CHAN. We are here to celebrate her POSTER. All of her most PERVERTED friends are here, including me, her devoted and faithful HENTAI. I must say that she doesn't look a day over 525,600. Naturally, we have some HORNY presents for her. YUKI bought her a beautiful copper NYMPHOMANIAC that she can wear on her lovely ASSHOLE. And our hostess got her a dozen SEEDS that she can hang in her BEAVER. And we had the bakery send up a huge SEXY STALKER with 6 candles on it. We all want to wish her a very LOVING birthday and many happy NAILS. Now, let's all sing together: "Happy BARFday to you!"

YAY FOR PERVERTED FRIENDS XDD


Waiter and Customer
SCENE:A restaurant--where else?
CUSTOMER: Oh, waiter! Would you please bring me a CAKE? I want to see what today's specials are.
WAITER: Today's specials are cream of PENIS soup and T-bone cookies. Does that sound good?
CUSTOMER: Yes, but I'll have the roast prime HAIR of beef with the SEXY pudding.
WAITER: We're out of that. How about a sizzling sirloin ORGY and a/an HORNY green salad?
CUSTOMER: No, thanks, I'd rather have the TINY fried chicken.
WAITER: Sorry, but we're out of that too. How about soft-shell boobs?
CUSTOMER: No, thanks. Do you have any roast Long Island WALL SCROLL?
WAITER: Sorry, no. Why don't you try our BURNING goulash with homemade EMO sauce?
CUSTOMER: No, thanks. Just bring me a/an SAD egg sandwich and a cup of black SEMEN.

That one sounds like an illegal brothel shown as a restaurant to cover up, and the waiter is hitting on the customer. oO


Letter to a Lovelorn Columnist
Dear Miss Lonelyhearts:
I've been engaged to the same man for 3000 years. He keeps telling me he FUCKS me, but we need to wait to get HUMPED until he makes more WHIPS. If we marry now, we will have to RAPE with my mother and eat SACKS every day. But isn't PIMPISH love worth that? Should I put my VAGINA down and set a date, or just continue to be LUSTY? Signed, YUKI
Dear Young Lady:
Don't do anything SLOW. Something worth SNORTING is worth LICKING for. I don't think eating BREASTS with the man you STRUT is bad, but eating BREASTS and living 13 miles away from your mother is better. Signed, Miss Lonelyhearts

Sounds to me Yuki's in it just for the sex--and she's into S&M >.> And Miss Lonelyheart is telling her not to be an old maid and MARRY HIM DAMMIT!! Hell, if I lived with the same man for 3k years, I'd have killed him in the first millenium.@.@


Football Broadcast
Good afernoon, ladies and gentlemen. This is your favorite sportscaster bringing you the big football game between the Colombia University COWS and the West Point BURPS. The center has just snapped the PENIS back to the Colombia star halfback, MICHEAL JACKSON, who is running around his own left MILKSHAKE. There he's tackled hard around the BOOBIE. Now it's West Point's ball and 42 to go. They're coming out of the huddle. The ball is snapped back to BRITTANY SPEARS who fades back and throws a long, SLUTTY pass which is caught by JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE, who is West Point's HORNY quarterback. He's in the clear, and he races over the PORN for a touchdown. No, no wait! The referee is calling the play back to the 35-ADULT VIDEO line. He's going to penalize West Point for HUMPING.

What was who humping? Was Timberlake, the horny quarterback, humping the ball? Was Spears humping Jackson?? The world will never know, now I have planted that image in all of your minds. MUA HA HAAA!!!



What makes these particular Mad Libs funny, more than any others,is the logic. Sure, they're all excessively perverted--please don't report me for it--but those perverts might ACTUALLY do these things. Though, I doubt Micheal Jackson or Brittany Spears will ever play football.